Our Quotes (04/05)

Welcome to our quotes pages, here you'll find a selection of funny, odd, strange or just plain worrying things that we've said. As this collection was getting quite long (something which is probably quite worrying) we've split the quotes into several pages depending on when they were said. If you've heard one of us say something which you think belongs here then tell the webmaster about it.

• Carla:
  • Your stomach's 40 litres
  • Well I couldn't go out with her
  • There's no knob on the inside
  • Ilona: I'm sweet and innocent!
    Carla: You're not innocent and I wouldn't know about you being sweet as I've not tasted you!
  • Rob: I spy with my little eye someting begining with o
    Carla: Orifice
• Colin:
  • We'll swop, you give me some of your creamy stuff and I'll give you some of mine - (Said to Carla)
  • Oh hang on I'm vibrating again - Then places his phone back in his sporran
  • Make it a bit longer
  • No, I'm married to Jen
  • I was stupid enough to do it with Jennie
• Ilona:
  • It's hard, I know
  • I've got a hard one
  • Ilona: I'm sweet and innocent!
    Carla: You're not innocent and I wouldn't know about you being sweet as I've not tasted you!
  • I'm Twisted
  • He likes camping it up (to Colin)
• Jennie (St. Andrews / National Exec.):
  • Do you know if I've had breakfast yet?
  • But I want to play with the balls!
  • It's not hard enough!
• Rob:
  • Can we please stop arguing about that dam sheep!
  • Is it just me or has the white house gone pink?
  • Get the rip pissed out of you
  • I can't do it that way.
  • So you can't get it up there