Our Quotes (05/06)

Welcome to our quotes pages, here you'll find a selection of funny, odd, strange or just plain worrying things that we've said. As this collection was getting quite long (something which is probably quite worrying) we've split the quotes into several pages depending on when they were said. If you've heard one of us say something which you think belongs here then tell the webmaster about it.

• Adam:
  • Adam: Where's the sides?
    Rob: Attached to the Icelandic with sides on
  • I'll show you mine if you show mw yours
  • Carla just can't resist putting it in her mouth
  • Adam: Shall I get my pecker out?
    Rob: Not yet, wait for the girls
• Carla:
  • Carla: It's a rabbit.
    Rob: No it's a well hung rabbit
  • They don't come with batteries in
  • It's what you do with it that counts
  • Matt's whipping us
  • Carla: My balls are stuck down there
    Rob: I'll get the chap to sort your balls out then
    After a while:
    Rob: Give him a second and he'll sort you out
  • She's undone the cock
  • Q: What's the difference between a badger and a beaver?
    A: You can badger a beaver but you can't beaver a badger
  • (Screaming): You've got to control your temper!
• Colin:
  • To Dave: I'll get it on in a bit
• Dawn:
  • My cup's bubbling!
  • That's a big one!
  • Ilona: They're building a bridge
    Dawn: where?
    Ilona: above
  • I think it's time to gag Ilona
• Ilona:
  • Rob doesn't like virgins
  • Ilona: They're building a bridge
    Dawn: where?
    Ilona: above
  • Rob: Have you lost something?
    Ilona: My cherry
  • Rob: Are you playing with her hole?
    Ilona: YES!
  • There's no fun if there's no hole
  • You can do anything one handed
  • Three at a time is extreme
• Rob:
  • Colin, what the f**k are you doing here?
  • I know you'll make me put it on the site but, have you seen one of my knobs?
  • So you're saying that you turned Colin? (Said to Carla)
  • Rob: I spy with my little eye someting begining with o
    Carla: Orifice
  • Adam: Where's the sides?
    Rob: Attached to the Icelandic with sides on
  • Adam: Shall I get my pecker out?
    Rob: Not yet, wait for the girls
  • Carla: It's a rabbit.
    Rob: No it's a well hung rabbit
  • Carla you've got me all wet again!
  • I get it out and people start running away
  • My bit's getting relativly big
  • Carla: My balls are stuck down there
    Rob: I'll get the chap to sort your balls out then
    After a while:
    Rob: Give him a second and he'll sort you out
  • Describing St. Andrews: You must remember Lesley and Jennie - The wee one and the piss head.
  • Rob: Have you lost something?
    Ilona: My cherry
  • During a game of eye-spy: Rearstick
  • During a random disussion: What dog style? A picture from Ilona followed
  • That's how floppy it goes, Adam
• Jennie (St. Andrews):
  • We're all coming
• Charlie (Durham):
  • Invents a new word "F**kling" and as a group the following definitions are invented:
    • A child born from a one night stand, or f**k
    • A small child who is really anoying (such as a little ****er)
    • F***ing and suckling at the same time
    • Someone you f*** - a sexual plaything
    • A f***ing ugly duckling