Our Quotes (06/07)

Welcome to our quotes pages, here you'll find a selection of funny, odd, strange or just plain worrying things that we've said. As this collection was getting quite long (something which is probably quite worrying) we've split the quotes into several pages depending on when they were said. If you've heard one of us say something which you think belongs here then tell the webmaster about it.

• Abi:
  • Yay, I'm really dirty!
  • You should see me when I'm lashing
  • I could have had three names by now, better start changing homes
  • Abi: Ooh, what's that?
    Adam: Tart
    Abi: Don't be rude! What's on the plate?
  • I can give but I can't take it
• Adam:
  • Sam: Why's there a tent in my room?
    Rob: You're a Scout!
    Adam: And so's your girl friend
  • Abi: Ooh, what's that?
    Adam: Tart
    Abi: Don't be rude! What's on the plate?
• Carla:
  • I'm the one whose been in a lap dancing club
  • He won't find anything there as I haven't given birth lately
  • Cheese: I've danced around naked at Templars' before
    Carla: I've always wanted to, it's quite fun
  • There's nothing wrong with skinny dipping!
  • I was a determined little ***ker
  • Carla: Publicity, do you have a folder?
    Karen: Am I publicity?
• Cheese:
  • It's not big enough for poking with
  • My fingers aren't long enough to reach the spot
  • To Abi: Blow on it gently
  • Cheese: I've danced around naked at Templars' before
    Carla: I've always wanted to, it's quite fun
• Colin:
  • Colin: Get a fire going
    Rob: It's under the kettle
  • Colin: Me and Jennie have a love-hate relashionship
    Rob: Yeah you love to disagree and hate to agree
  • There is not enough of me to go around
  • Sam if havent got her sleeping naked yet you are under the thumb!
  • Do you mean Dawn hasn't had her whip out yet?
  • Worse....it could have been your boob which burst...when Dawns angry old man sitting next to you squeezed it!
• Dawn:
  • Face paints to put on your face or whatever
  • Well Sam offers himself to me, not the whole society!
  • Sam's too big to fit under my thumb
  • Sam: I've already sorted Abi out Dawn
    Dawn: No you haven't!
  • I can scream all night if you like
  • Leave my boobies alone!
• David:
  • Oh s**t! that's not the chalk. Don't put that on the website!
• Ilona:
  • Don't you wish you'd put shoes on so you could play with Woggle?
  • All part of the spirit, if it helps we'll get you spirits
  • The toy sheep is beating us all!
  • Most people get notes down their g-string, Carla gets pennies down her bra
  • I Like big things
  • Where's Mr. Cheese? I want to throw boobies at him.
• Karen:
  • Karen: Do I have any quotes Rob?
    Sam: Do you want some?
  • Carla please remove your boy friend from my lap
  • Carla: Publicity, do you have a folder?
    Karen: Am I publicity?
• Rob:
  • But I don't need scissors - I'm a Cub leader!
  • Colin: Get a fire going
    Rob: It's under the kettle
  • Colin: Me and Jennie have a love-hate relashionship
    Rob: Yeah you love to disagree and hate to agree
  • Sam: Why's there a tent in my room?
    Rob: You're a Scout!
    Adam: And so's your girl friend
• Sam:
  • I've got a KY jelly party to go to
  • Karen: Do I have any quotes Rob?
    Sam: Do you want some?
  • We're not having eggy wood
  • We are doing it on concrete
  • I like having more than one woggle... It's so sexual
  • You got a fist full (Said to Ilona)
  • And I'm not under the thumb cos I offer to do stuff before I get told to do it
  • Better bring a notebook and pen on Thursday Rob!
  • You can't read POR in the cold, you fall asleep
  • Sam: I've already sorted Abi out Dawn
    Dawn: No you haven't!
  • Sam: Why's there a tent in my room?
    Rob: You're a Scout!
    Adam: And so's your girl friend
• Sam's Brother:
  • You can't wash condoms!